Hooray, yahoo, see the dancer
Whoopee, hoot, hear the band
Praise be if shown the answer
But blindness covers the land

Laugh, cry at men in movies
Identify, and chuckle, oh-oh
Boxing men on the TVs
Ooh, ah, blow by blow

Chimpanzee, see the chimpanzee
Jump up and down, somersault
Rings bells and hits home easy
Locked in a chimpanzee vault

Doggy dung sure smells good
Wonder what dog was by here?
Bark, bark like a dog should
Dog, who is that dog I hear?

Tweet, tweet birdies, lets lay eggs
Caw, caw the crow does know
Knows he has claws down his legs
Knows that the wind does blow

Baboons roaming in baboon herds
In a desert on a baboon level
Eating, repeating baboon words
Oh baboons, in baboons we revel!

Hey, I’m a rat, that’s where it’s at
I am into other rats like me
Hey, hey cheese, cheese it, the cat
Nibble, nibble, hey, way to be!

Vroom, vroom, here come the cars
Better than walking, anyway
Plastic magic makeup, hide the scars
Urinate and flush it all away

Brush those teeth, pluck the brow
Polish that body, make it shine
Click those heels, whoopee, wow
Dance and hoof it down the line

Run and jump, punch and shout
Kill that joker, spill some blood
Hug on a rug and let it all out
Let toes ooze through the mud

Sniff and lick and stand on head
Breath in deep, do a back bend
Eat the food, chew and drop dead
Everything must come to an end

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
Ye came and ye shall go
We do not die, the bodies must
Fall the curtain, end of show